this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is my legacy
why does that bearded dragon have the same phone as me
THE SUPREME COURT COULD ACTUALLY LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE BASED ON TODAY’S HEARINGS.
LIKE IN ALL 50 STATES.
MARRIAGE EQUALITY IS SO FUCKING CLOSE
WHY ISN’T TUMBLR FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
his eyes xD
I felt like finishing up a silly lil comic I started like 3 weeks ago.
Oh Bunny, are too easy ♥
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
I’d cry knowing that I could of possibly helped them
I LOVE YOU GUYS
i’d be devastated if ANYONE killed themselves