jackfrostftw:

babylizard:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is my legacy

why does that bearded dragon have the same phone as me

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshinedaisieswindmills:

THE SUPREME COURT COULD ACTUALLY LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE BASED ON TODAY’S HEARINGS.

LIKE IN ALL 50 STATES.

MARRIAGE EQUALITY IS SO FUCKING CLOSE

WHY ISN’T TUMBLR FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

OMG

whiteyurirose:

his eyes xD

injureddreams:

I felt like finishing up a silly lil comic I started like 3 weeks ago.

Oh Bunny, are too easy ♥

irish-swaggey:

bloody-razors:

hufflepuffletardis:

cr3amedpeaches:

suicidal-smiles:

wheretheewildthingssaree:

moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

I’d cry knowing that I could of possibly helped them

I LOVE YOU GUYS

i’d be devastated if ANYONE killed themselves

Jack introduces Hiccup to the other Guardians.

holdmyhat:

iamtonysexual:

This is the best usage of that gif I have ever seen.